Manifestos anyone?

In 1920 at the Festival Dada in Paris, Andre Breton wore a sandwich board which advertised Francis Picabia's Far-Sighted Manifesto: 'In order for you to like something it is necessary for you to have seen and understood it a long time ago, you bunch of idiots!'

last things first

So I've done my first assignment for uni. It is meant to be a "piece" of creative writing based on research I did into the year of my birth, and I've ended up coming out with a "short story" that is basically a rejigging of the story of my birth WITH EXTRA APOCALYPSE!!!!!

Read it in haste, tell me how bad it is at your leisure.